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What does an elephant have up its trunk?
2 metres of snot
A blind man walks into a bar, grabs his dog by its hind legs, and swung him around in a circle.
The bartender says, "Hey buddy, what are you doing?"
And the blind man says, "Don't mind me, I'm just looking around."
What's brown and runs round the garden?
A fence
What do you call cattle with a a sense of humour?
Laughing stock
What happens if you don't pay the exorcist?
You get repossessed
Why do monks always wear brown?
It's just their habit
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